SLAPPY MONKEY ENDINGS


“I am a massage junkie and particularly enjoy a specialized treatment targeting one specific body part — it’s often more interesting, and more effective in terms of ailment relief, than a full body rubdown (though I do enjoy that, too). So I’ve made it my business — quite literally, as a wellness reporter — to seek out the most unique and indulgent massages in Los Angeles for every inch of the body.” LA Times. Or in the case of a Happy Ending every six or so inches of a specific body part!

“I haven’t unearthed treatments for every region of the body yet — I’m still looking for a decent, dedicated hand (job?) massage and there’s a tongue massage I intend to check out. But in the meantime, here’s a list of some of my favorite massages thus far for the head, feet, face, eyes, ears and, yes, the butt (are we talking about a rim job tongue massage?). LA Times. Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

Therapist massaging an older man's back on a treatment table
A therapist provides a relaxing back massage in a warm, private treatment room.

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