CAVE WOMEN REPARATIONS


First off we need to erect a statue to cave men who did whatever they had to, to ensure that the human race would continue the survival of the species! But this isn’t to say that cave men have completely disappeared as you do have some that continue to drag women by the hair into their man caves in order to force themselves into them!

A few years ago I bought a DNA test for my wife for Mother’s Day and it turned out that she had Neanderthal DNA! Could explain her high forehead and her need for waxing. As Neanderthal’s died off before they left the cave they should be first in line for any reparations. However if Elizabeth Warren claims to be Neanderthal we should mandate a minimum % DNA.

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

Night scene in a cave with an old woman holding burning coals in a pot, a boy blowing into the fire at left by Christian Friedrich Boetius is licensed under CC-CC0 1.0

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