In my movie hopefully starring Ricky Gervais and Caterina Murino there is a scene where Ricky is driving
Caterina home after dinner. She asks him if she is going to see him again. Ricky who is very concerned about their obvious age difference tells her that when he gets home he is going to think about her while jerking himself off and that is as close as they are going to come (no pun) to having a relationship!
I remember having a woman who worked for me whose husband was named Jack and thought of that tag line many times! Apparently Louis CK didn’t think that getting laid was in the cards for him and so he went straight to milking the snake apparently! Good Luck to all of you who have been recently laid off!
And that is all I’m going to say about that!
Drain the Cesspool 