President Biden had a colonoscopy the other day. I’ve had a few of these thanks to Katie Couric whose husband had died of colon cancer and started a stampede for people having them. In my case they gave me the same drug that killed Michael Jackson and yes it great stuff! After the procedure they wheel you into what they call the music room!
This is because they blow up your colon with gas so they can get the camera up your ass. As a result the music room is full of people farting their brains out. Plus very likely this was the first time in his life that Biden wasn’t actually full of shit!
And that s ll I’m going to say about that!