Incuming


I’ve been watching an ad for feminine hygiene products featuring a young lady who is promoting a lubricant and scented spray for vaginas! I’m wondering what scent they are using is it a hint of lemon or perhaps tartar sauce? I know that some compare the scent of a woman’s vagina to tunafish and so I assume that is why they are spraying some sort of edible like smell to it! Actor Michael Douglas said that eating pussy gave him throat cancer!

A safer alternative would be to eat my Caribbean Tuna instead! The recipe is as follows; 1 pound tuna with adobo powder both sides, 1 roasted red bell pepper cut into strips, 1 ripe avocado diced, 1 large garlic clove diced, the juice of 1 orange and lime, 1/4 cup olive oil and marinate the pepper, garlic and avocado in juice and oil, in separate bowl put thin sliced cucumbers with rice wine vinegar for 10 minutes. Cook Tuna for 20-30 minutes. Put a layer of cukes on plate and then top with a piece of Tuna and top with Pepper and Avocado.

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

Woman browsing colorful packaged products in a store aisle
A shopper compares colorful packaged products while browsing a brightly lit store aisle.

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