My Bagel with Larry David


“The D.S.A. has great respect for religious traditions. Because of our burgeoning Muslim population, we want to take all measures to give these people a strong sense of belonging in America. Along those lines, we’ll require that all Caucasian women wear a hijab on weekends in solidarity with their Muslim sisters. In addition, Jews will no longer be allowed to refer to themselves as “the Chosen People.” Henceforth, their new nickname will be “the Bagel People.” Larry David

If you look at what the Muslim people are doing in Paris and the rest of France over the weekend you understand why Larry no longer believes in International Socialism as many of his fellow Marxist Jews do! American Jews are very supportive of a two State solution as long as they don’t have to live in either State! As for Palestinians if they can’t have their own State over there them give them one over here, lets say either New York City or Hollywood! Let the Chosen people choose which one!

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

Two men eating bagels and drinking coffee inside H&H Bagels
Two friends enjoy bagels and coffee together at a bustling neighborhood bagel shop.

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