Sleeping with the Feces


There were 9 kids in the family along with 2 parents so it seemed like the stool bus was always pumping out our septic tank every couple of weeks! This was very embrassing as we were constantly stinking up the neighborhood! I was also afraid that one of these times they would find Jimmy Hoffa sleeping with our feces!

I remember watching Tom Hanks play Sully Sullenberger in Miracle on the Hudson when after landing the plane he came rushing out of the cockpit and screamed EVACUATE! I was pretty sure that the passengers had already done that and what they really needed to do was to get off the fucking plane!

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

Man holding and pointing at a black tactical body armor vest in a storage room.
A man examines a black tactical vest in a storage room.

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