“The Groom of the Stool was a highly influential and intimate position in the English Royal household, first established in the Tudor era. Despite the name’s scatological nature—the role involved assisting the monarch with the “close stool” (a portable, padded toilet)—it was one of the most coveted and powerful positions at court.” Google AI. It is a matter of some debate as to whether the duties involved cleaning the king’s anus, which sounds like a real shitty job to me!
“Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US. The president’s health policies included cuts to the systems designed to track infections.” Telegraph UK. Who knew that The Donald was the Groom of the MAGA stool? “Listen children, and you shall hear of the midnight attack of diarrhea, first on the bed, then on the floor, then a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door, hasten Jason, bring a basin, no. stop… bring a mop..hasten Jason, bring a basin, no. stop… bring a mop.“
And that is all I’m going to say about that!
Drain the Cesspool 