‘You Can’t Beat Boston’ is the city’s new tagline. Share your alternative ideas. Pitch us an alternative Boston slogan — the funnier and more Boston-specific, the better.” Boston.Com. The nickname Beantown traces back to Boston’s colonial history, where baked beans were a dietary staple. Colonists embraced the nutritious and cost-effective nature of beans, and the dish became so synonymous with the city that it eventually earned Boston its iconic nickname.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans with every meal!
And that is all I’m going to say about that!
Drain the Cesspool 