There are 3 dogs in a kennel when one turns to another and asks what he was in for? The second dog replied that he was being put down for peeing on his owners brand new oriental rug! The second dog then asked the third dog what he was in for and he said that he too was being put down for biting his owner’s new baby!
The second and third dog then asked what the first dog was in for and he told them that his owner was washing the dishes in the nude when he mounted her from behind and wham, bam, thank you ma’am! The 2 dogs then said to him wow, your owner is putting you down for that and the first dog said no I’m here for a shampoo and to get my nails cut!
And that is all I’m going to say about that!
Drain the Cesspool 