A customer at an Alabama gas station found a dismembered human penis while they were apparently pumping gas! Anyway it seems to be redundent to say dismeembered as you generally find them attached to the rest of the body unless of course you are John Wayne Bobbitt!
Can you imagine the real John Wayne asking okay pilgrim what did you do with my penis ah ha, ah ha, ah ha! On the other hand Sonny Corleone didn’t want his brother coming out of the bathroom with just you know what in his hand. But who would have thought that today Dick would have a fake vagina and it would be Jane holding a fake penis in their hand!
And that is all I’m going to say about that!