My wife who is a retired assistant head of an elementary school found herself being dragged into problems with students that happened off campus and after hours. But because it involved classmates the parents expected the school to handle the problem! All of which distracted her from doing her job! No happy endings here!
We now have the NFL who suspended and fined the player for something Bob Kraft was looking for as well. None of the happy endings the player alleged to have wanted from various massage therapists happened on the playing field either. In the end the player settled with the therapists and they at least got their happy endings!
And that is all I’m going to say about that!