A few days later Ricky Gervais and Caterina Murino are having dinner at Caterina’s apartment. Ricky notices that Caterina is wearing his engagement ring again and she is dressed to kill, hoping that at last they will consummate their relationship. Ricky is staring intently at her very low cut dress and thinking that lunch is being served! She finally tells him that her face is up here and he replies that if they made bra’s for a man’s testicles that displayed as much ball cleavage as her boob cleavage she wouldn’t be looking at his face either.
After a few glasses of vino they started to kiss 😚 and one thing lead to the other, which in turn lead to her bedroom. After making love to Caterina, Ricky tells her that he has lost his virginity for a second time. The following morning Caterina said to him that he had been a very busy boy to which Ricky replied that he had been “IN” heaven 3 or 4 times last night. He tells her that he loves her, rolls over and goes back to sleep.
And that is all I’m going to say about that.
Drain the Cesspool 