When LBJ decided that he had enough of working in the Chicken shit House of Reps he decided to run for the Chicken salad Senate! Unfortunately he lost the first time he ran for it because he released the last of his votes too early, while his primary opponent waited to release his after LBJ did! That’s right democrats even stole elections from each other.

The next time LBJ ran he waited to release the last of his votes and won the primary by a whopping 87 votes earning the nickname Landslide Lyndon. Now you know why Trump is concerned about the Demmy’s “finding” votes at the last minute. Given the extensive use of mail in ballots this should be real easy for them!

And that is all I’m going to say about that.

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