BACK IN THE DAY MINE WERE USUALLY SILENT BUT NEVER DEADLY. TODAY THEY COME IN VARIETY OF RING TONES AND ARE CAUSING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION ON OUR ROADWAYS. PLUS NO ONE USES THEIR TURN SIGNALS ANYMORE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WHILE ONE HAND REMAINS FIRMLY ON THE STEERING WHEEL THE OTHER IS NOW GRIPPING A CELLPHONE. WHAT TODAY’S DISTRACTED DRIVERS REALLY NEED IS A MAJOR BUTT WHOOPING!