A Caveman can do it!

Back in the day if a caveman wanted to get laid he dragged the first lady he could find (no not Melania) and dragged her into the nearest cave. Wham, bam, thank you mam’. Our Cavemen descendants were so successful that they even beat off the competing Neanderthal’s. No we are not talking about masturbation although if my wife’s DNA test can be believed they did drag her Neanderthal ancestor into the nearest cave also.

Anyway that said the cavemen were strong enough to prolong the human race over the last 50000 years or so and therefore deserve to have a statue dedicated to them for this achievement. Unfortunately the Me Too movement would be having none of that and we are more likely to see Nancy Pelosi removing any caveman statues from statuary hall if in fact there are any there.

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

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