BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR


IN HIGH SCHOOL I MET THE GIRL WHO WOULD BE VOTED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN OUR CLASS! SHE WAS A CLASSIC SCANDINAVIAN AMERICAN BEAUTY AND WE GOT MARRIED SEVEN YEAR LATER! I WAS A VERY LUCKY GUY AND OVER THE YEARS SHE PRODUCED AND RAISED THREE AMAZING KIDS.

FOR MOTHERS DAY SHE ASKED FOR ONE OF THOSE DNA KITS AND WHEN SHE RECEIVED IT SHE HUCKED A BIG LOUIE INTO IT AS INSTRUCTED AND RETURN IT BACK TO THE COMPANY FOR TESTING! A FEW WEEKS LATER SHE GOT THE RESULTS WHICH CONFIRMED THAT SHE WAS OF MOSTLY SCANDINAVIAN ANCESTRY BUT WITH ONE EXCEPTION! ACCORDING TO THE TEST SHE WAS APPARENTLY ALSO PART NEANDERTHAL!

THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS THE MORE I UNDERSTOOD WHY WE ALWAYS HAD A 5 POUND BLOCK OF WAX  SQUIRRELED AWAY IN THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM.

AND THAT IS DEFINITELY ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

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