PATRIOT MISSILE


SO THE OWNER OF THE SUPER BOWL WINNER WAS ARRESTED FOR MANUAL STIMULATION! WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY? YOU KNOW, JERK OFF, JACK OFF, WHACK OFF, BEAT OFF…
COULD HAVE SAVED HIMSELF A LOT OF GRIEF AND MANUALLY STIMULATED HIMSELF AT HOME. THE ALLEGED PERP IS CLAIMING THAT HE IS INNOCENT BUT THE COPS SAY THEY HAVE HIM ON CAMERA!
NO INFO ON HOW LONG THE VIDEO IS BUT LETS HOPE HE ISN’T JUST ANOTHER NEW ENGLAND MINUTE MAN!!!!

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The ladies in question have now been charged with possession of swollen goods!