Ejaculators

There is a lady who owns a company that sells sanitary napkins to people who “she” refers to as menstruators! “She” may be a menstruator “herself” who know and who cares, but this whole conversation about pronouns is absurd, but if we are going to have one lets start by calling “her” customer’s womenstruators!

Now as a “manstruator” my emissions could be both nocturnal and diurnal although preferably, not necessarily monthly! Frankly when you think about this why not just call us both ejacuators as one is ejaculating an egg while the other is ejaculating sperm! As an ejaculator my preference is for ejaculating sperm as it is way more enjoyable and way less messy than the alternative!

And that is all I’m going to say about that!