Lying Sacks of Shit

“I didn’t inhale” Bill Clinton

“I didn’t pull the trigger” Alec Baldwin

“I am not a crook” Dick Nixon

“I will never lie to you” Jimmy Carter

“Your boys are not going to be sent into any foreign wars” FDR

“If you like your healthcare plan, you’ll keep your healthcare plan, period” Barack Obama

“I did not have any sexual relations with that woman” Bill Clinton

“We are not about to to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves” LBJ

“Mission Accomplished” George W. Bush

“Al-Qaida is gone from Afghanistan” Joe Biden

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

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