Some months later Ricky Gervais is woken up by a humming sound coming from the next room. Investigating the noise, he finds a very pregnant Caterina Murino running a vacuum cleaner around the living room. Not quite grasping what is going on Ricky asks Caterina why she is doing this at 2AM in the morning? Caterina replies that she has started to have contractions. Gervais starts to panic when Murino tells him that she has already called the Doctor and they have plenty of time to get to the hospital.

Arriving at the maternity ward they find a sea of women in varying degrees of labor. Ricky asks one of the nurses if they are always this busy and the nurse replies only when there has been a thunderstorm which went completely over Ricky’s head. Just then Caterina doubles over from an intense labor pain. Ricky tells the nurse that thank god it’s Caterina that is having this baby because if he had to do it he would need to have a way larger penis! Off they go to the delivery room!

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

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