Scene 20

Back in New York Caterina Murino is lying on her back with her legs up in stirrups. Her OB is telling her that she is just barely pregnant. Ricky Gervais is shaking his head in disbelief and telling the doctor that his vasectomy worked for 30 years and now apparently not so much in the last 30 days. The OB is telling Ricky she has seen this before, that it was the woman’s infertility that was preventing any pregnancy.

Ricky remembers that the doctor who did his vasectomy was running 2 hours behind schedule and rushed in quickly gave him a shot on one side and before it could take any effect immediately cut him open and then repeated this on the other side. I felt like a piece of meat, he must have screwed up something. The OB told him we can find out right now if you like! What do you mean Ricky asked the Doctor? Well i’ll need a sperm sample to look at, Ricky turned to Caterina and told her he would need a hand with that. Caterina replied that Ricky had 2 of them and he should pick one.

And that is all I’m going to say about that.

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