An Old Chestnut

Once again Joey Chestnut won the National Hot Dog eating contest by choking down 75 tube steaks. Makes you wonder how many pounds of lips and assholes that would add up to be? Over the lips and thru the gums lookout asshole here they comes! Frankly amazing and it’s likely going to make for the world biggest crap too…I wonder if he gets a trophy for that as well?

Personally, I prefer my brand of dogs to have been blessed by a Rabbi! I understand that eating kosher means that is okay to eat the whole cow, so I imagine that it’s alright with Hebrews to eat the lips and asshole too. But that could be just another old chestnut.

And that is all I’m going to say about that.

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