The ASPCA has been spending big bucks on ads lately, pulling hard on people’s heart strings. All of which reminds me of the three dogs that were being held at the local vet hospital.
Dog #1 asked Dog #2 what he was in for? Dog #2 said that his owners had a new baby and when it reached for one of his dog toys he bit it. The owners then brought him in to have him put down. Dog #2 then asked Dog #1 what he was in for? Dog #1 said that he had taken a crap on his owners new and very expensive oriental carpet and they had also brought him in to be put down! Then Dog’s #1 and #2 both asked Dog #3 what he was in for? Dog #3 said that when his young female owner was washing dishes in the nude, he mounted her and wham, bam thank you ma’am. The two Dogs said wow she’s putting you down for that? Oh no replied Dog #3 I’m in for a shampoo and to my have nails clipped!
And that is all I’m going to say about that.