THE GREAT EQUALIZER


I WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED WHEN I VISITED ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY BECAUSE IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS THAT DEATH WAS NOT TREATED EQUALLY FOR EVERYONE BURIED THERE! CLEARLY THE HIGHER THE RANK THE FANCIER THE DIGS (NO PUN). THE VERY BEST DIGS ARE THOSE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY WHOSE ETERNAL FLAME WILL BE FOREVER BELCHING OUT CARBON INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!

I’M REMINDED OF ANOTHER PRESIDENT WITH EVEN FANCIER DIGS WHO INSPIRED THE OLD JOKE OF WHO IS BURIED IN GRANTS TOMB? THE ANSWER IS NO ONE IS ACTUALLY BURIED IN GRANTS TOMB BUT RATHER THE GENERAL AND HIS WIFE ARE ACTUALLY ENTOMBED THERE!

AND THAT IS ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

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