TP for All


SCOTLAND COULD BECOME THE FIRST COUNTRY TO OFFER FREE FEMININE PRODUCTS FOR ALL WOMEN. THE PERIOD PRODUCTS BILL WAS APPROVED BY PARLIAMENT IN SCOTLAND LAST TUESDAY WITH 112 VOTES FOR AND NONE AGAINST. ACCORDING TO THE BILL, TAMPONS AND SANITARY PADS WOULD BE AVAILABLE FOR FREE IN PUBLIC PLACES, YOUTH CLUBS AND PHARMACIES.

SEEMS TO ME THAT WIPING YOUR ASS IS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT AS WELL AND IF THE LADIES ARE GETTING FREE TAMPONS THEN GUYS SHOULD BE GETTING FREE TOILET PAPER! EXCEPT OF COURSE IF YOU ARE IN THE SCOTTISH ARMY. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY WEAR KILTS SO THEY CAN SHIT ON THE RUN! PERHAPS SOMEWHAT IRONICALLY I PREFER THE FEEL OF SCOTT’S TP ON MY ASS!

AND THAT IS ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

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