But you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!

Ok so your last name starts with Butt and your parents must have known that you would grow up being the butt of everyone’s joke right? Like everyone I know has a big butt or dat be in the butt Bob. And if that isn’t enough his parents named him Peter! Really? Was his older brother named Willy? Or was his younger brother named Dick? And on top of all of this he turns out to be gay.

All that said he is clearly a very smart guy who did his turn with the military no less in spite of the all of the above! However at the tender age of 37 he is just not ready for prime time but has a very bright future ahead for himself. Better that he continue to get some more experience playing in the political minor leagues first!

And that is all I’m going to say about that!

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