Litmus Test


I’VE DECIDED THAT ANY FURTHER POLITICAL CONVERSATIONS I HAVE WITH SOMEONE WILL REQUIRE THEM TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING 2 PART QUESTION CORRECTLY FIRST;

PART A: THE MALE AND FEMALE WINNERS OF THE BOSTON MARATHON BOTH RECEIVE $100 LARGE EVEN THOUGH THE WINNING TIME FOR THE FEMALE IS SLOWER THAN THE NEXT 99 MALE FINISHERS WHO DO NOT GET $100 LARGE. WHY IS THAT EQUAL WORK FOR EQUAL PAY?

PART B: THE MALE AND FEMALE WINNERS OF THE TENNIS US OPEN BOTH RECEIVE THE SAME PRIZE MONEY EVEN THOUGH THE MALE HAS TO WIN 3 OUT OF 5 MATCHES AND THE FEMALE ONLY HAS TO WIN 2 OUT OF 5. WHY IS THAT EQUAL WORK FOR EQUAL PAY?

ANSWER: DON’T FRIGGIN’ WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS THE MALE AND FEMALE WINNERS OF THE US OPEN AND BOSTON MARATHON WILL BOTH BE SPORTING PENIS’ ANYWAY! THAT IS JUST HOW BRAINLESS THE POLITICAL CONVERSATION HAS BECOME IN THIS COUNTRY!

AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

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