THE $3,000,000 TWAT


I BUY COFFEE AT MICKEY D’S ALMOST EVERY DAY. I CAN TELL IF THE COFFEE IS NEWLY BREWED OR HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE POT JUST BY THE AMOUNT OF HEAT COMING THRU THE CUP. PERHAPS IF THE LADY DIDN’T HAVE NERVE ENDING ON EITHER HER FINGERTIPS OR HER VAGINA, MAYBE I WOULD HAVE AGREED WITH THE JURY VERDICT BUT OTHERWISE NOT SO MUCH!

BUT HAVING SERVED ON A JURY, I UNDERSTAND THE HUGE ADVANTAGE PLAINTIFF LAWYERS HAVE WITH AMATEUR JURISTS. IN FACT, HAVING JUST BEEN TOLD BY THE JUDGE THAT YOU CAN’T CONSIDER HOW MUCH THE LAWYER GETS THE ONLY GRANDMA ON MY JURY (WHO WAS LITERALLY KNITTING SOMETHING FOR ONE OF HER GRAND KIDS) ANNOUNCED THAT WE SHOULD AWARD 1 MILLION BUCKS TO THE VICTIM BECAUSE HIS LAWYER TAKES SUCH A LARGE CUT! FRANKLY, WE NEED EITHER A PROFESSIONAL JURY SYSTEM OR ALLOW THE JUDGE TO DECIDE THESE CIVIL AWARDS. TODAY EVEN 3 LARGE WOULD BE CONSIDERED CHUMP CHANGE!

AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

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