THE IDIOT SON

IN 1950, AMERICA WAS PRODUCING 50% OF THE WORLDS GDP! MY PARENTS WHO HAD NINE KIDS WERE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN MAKING ALL A’S OR EVEN BEING ON THE HONOR ROLL.

TODAY WE ARE PRODUCING WAY LESS THAN 50% GDP (AND FEWER KIDS TOO) AND PARENTS ARE WORRIED SICK ABOUT HOW THEIR IDIOT SON’S (OR DAUGHTERS) ARE GOING TO DO COMPETING IN THE GLOBAL MARKETPLACE!

SCHOOLS TODAY ARE NOT ONLY HANDING OUT A’S TO EVERYONE BUT HONOR, HIGH HONOR AND SUPER DUPER HIGHEST HONORS AS WELL!

IN THE END ALL WE’VE DONE IS TO LOWER THE BAR BUT HEY THE IDIOT KIDS PARENTS HAVE THERE MY KID IS ON THE HONOR ROLL BUMPER STICKER & ARE HAPPY!

 

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