OXYMORON

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A SMART JOCK.

WE NEED TO GET SPORTS OUT OF COLLEGES! FOR EXAMPLE THE UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT SPENDS $80 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY YEAR ON SPORTS AND LOSES $40 MILLION DOLLARS ON IT EVERY YEAR. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY THE HIGHEST PAID STATE EMPLOYEES ARE UCONN COACHES. STRIKE 0NE!

IT ALSO TURNS OUT THAT AT ANOTHER CT COLLEGE, A YALE COACH WAS MAKING A FEW EXTRA BUCKS UNDER THE TABLE ADMITTING ATHLETES WHO HAD NEVER PLAYED THE SPORT THAT THEY COACHED! STRIKE TWO!

NOW THE JOCKS WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING COLLEGE SPORTS, JUST WHAT THE UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT NEEDS. LETS LOSE EVEN MORE MONEY ON SPORTS WHILE CREATING EVEN MORE HIGHER PAID STATE EMPLOYEES! STRIKE THREE!

TIME TO GET THE JOCK STRAPS OFF COLLEGE CAMPUSES WHERE MOST WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN ACCEPTED BASED THEIR SMARTS OR THEIR PARENTS BRIBES!

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