SHEEP AND CATTLE

I REMEMBER ATTENDING MY ONLY INDY 500 BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THEY WERE GETTING ALMOST 600,000 FOLKS AT THE BRICKYARD. FOR THE FIRST HOUR OF THE RACE PEOPLE ARE STANDING IN THE HOT SUN SIPPING COLD BEERS.

HAVING TO TAKE A HUGE LEAK I WALKED INTO THE FIRST MEN’S ROOM (YUP THEY WERE STILL CALLING THEM THAT BACK THEN) I SAW 100 TOILETS WITH 100 MEN IN FRONT OF EACH ONE AND SO I LEFT.

WALKED ANOTHER 50 FEET UNDER THE STANDS WHERE I FOUND ANOTHER ONE. SAME 100 TOILETS BUT INSTEAD ONLY ME! BOY WAS I IN HOG HEAVEN! BUT THEN I  REALIZED THAT MOST HUMANS ARE JUST ONE OR THE OTHER OF THE ABOVE!

SORT OF REMINDS ME OF 1984…   

AS FOR THE RACE MY FUTURE WIFE THOUGHT IT WAS NOISY AND SMELLY SO WE NEVER WENT BACK. CIE LA VIE, BUT I SEEM TO RECALL THAT AN UNSER WON THE RACE THAT YEAR!

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