BREAKING WIND ON A BREAKWATER AFTER BREAKFAST!


I WENT FISHING FOR CRAPPIES THE OTHER DAY. I BROUGHT SOMETHING TO SIT ON, IT WAS A WOODEN STOOL THAT WAS SO HARD THAT I BROUGHT A PILLOW ALSO. SO THERE I WAS WITH MY HARD STOOL AND MY STOOL SOFTENER!

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS AN ASSOCIATION FOR CRAPPIE KIDS? MY WIFE TAUGHT 5TH GRADE AND THOUGHT THAT ALL OF HER STUDENTS MUST BE MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING!

I NEEDED A NEW STOOL SO I WENT TO IKEA AND ASKED THE LADY WORKING THERE IF SHE COULD SHOW ME HER STOOLS! SO SHE TOOK ME TO THE LADIES ROOM!

AFTER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY OF BEING A TEACHER, MY WIFE FOUND HERSELF DOING LESS TEACHING EVERY YEAR AND MORE PARENTING EVERY YEAR!

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