THE IMPERIAL PRESIDENCY


VOTED FOR GAMPY BUSH TWICE BUT CAN’T HELP BUT THINK THAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS ARE SHAKING THEIR HEADS AT THE GRANDEUR, NEVER MIND THE EXPENSE TO SEND OFF A PERSON WHO ACCOMPLISHED WAY LESS THAN THEY DID!
WE ARE NO LONGER FOCUSED ON BUILDING OUR COUNTRY BUT RATHER ARE BUILDING MONUMENTS TO OURSELVES AND HOSTING SPECTACULAR EVENTS IN AN EFFORT TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT OUR DECLINING FORTUNES.
BUT WHAT A GREAT FREE AD IT MADE FOR THE BUSH PRESIDENTIAL BRAND! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WE DO FOR THE DONALD’S FUNERAL…
AND I ALSO NOW UNDERSTAND WHY THE PENTAGON HAS TO SPEND A HALF A BILLION DOLLARS EVERY YEAR ON MILITARY BANDS.

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