GET IN THE HOLE!


WATCH A LOT OF GOLF ON THE WEEKENDS. WHY MALE SPECTATORS FEEL THEY HAVE TO ENCOURAGE THE BALL TO DO THIS IS BEYOND ME. BUT MY GUESS IS THAT THEIR WIVES SHOUTED OUT THE VERY SAME THING TO THEM ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHTS!
IN FACT IT WAS ON HER WEDDING NIGHT THAT MRS SAMUEL CLEMENS GAVE HER HUSBAND HIS NOM DE PLUME! TWAIN USED TO SAY THAT GOLF “IS A GOOD WALK SPOILED.” SEEMS HE COULD ONLY SINK A TWELVE FOOTER WHILE IN BED!

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